Pop Quiz!

¡SNAP!

Prznint Stupid spent more than two hours at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Saturday for what the White House said were medical tests as part of his annual physical, but no one has released any details and of course, oddly, the Orange Menace made no public appearances (golf) so it has fueled speculation.

OK, Scissorheads, the day you have longed for: you get to play doctor!!!

For an entire 2/17ths of 1/7 of a point towards your midterm paper: tell us what your diagnosis is and prescribe a treatment for Prznint Stupid.

Oh, don’t forget to get the co-pay in cash. Dude is a grifter.

 

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36 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. donnah says:

    My guess is that he had to have his bowels cleared of all the minions whose heads were stuck up there. Lindsey Graham, Moscow Mitch, Gym Jordan…it must have gotten so impacted that even his wide ass couldn’t take it.

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    • ming says:

      I don’t care just as long as it’s really unpleasant and debilitating, but doesn’t kill him before he’s impeached, loses everything he has, and goes to prison with his miserable grifty spawn.

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  2. MDavis says:

    Diagnosis: Psychotic break.
    Treatment: Thorazine

    Kinda hard to tell the difference from his “normal” behavior…

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  3. Steve-O says:

    tRump went for a cranial-rectal removation (is too a word) but the surgeons figured his head was so far up his ass it popped back out again. So they figured they’d just leave it as is, because no one can tell the difference.
    tRump declared it “fake news” in a voice like a fart, his breath smelling like moldy Big Macs, and he had someone get him a golf cart from the examination table to the door.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      Steve-O – the procedure is known in medical circles as a “Rectal Craniotomy,” and it’s been a well-established procedure for politicians since its conception in the late 1900s. But as you pointed out, it’s rarely totally successful, as their craniums are so attracted to their rectums that co-joining again is inevitable.

      And for the politicos who have needed numerous extractions, it can now be performed as an outpatient procedure.

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    • A hemorrhoid Klein bottle.

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  4. sos says:

    Anal extraction of both hands and a flashlight

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  5. Boris says:

    Think he went to come up with a health “reason” to step down before he’s impeached.

    or maybe, just maybe, we’ll get lucky and he had, and will continue to have, a series of TIAs.

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  6. Queasy says:

    During executive playtime, Ivanka, in her sexy nurse costume and using a toy stethoscope, heard things that might indicate that @realDonaldTrump has a heart.

    Doctors at Walter Reed confirmed the absurdity of that notion.

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    Let’s see here –
    Symptom: Chest discomfort, possible slight pains extending to upper left extremity, and complaints of tightness in the jaw area.
    Diagnosis: Gas. Just ignore it.

    Symptom: Slight dizziness, difficulty speaking
    Diagnosis: Perfectly normal, considering the dizzying political heights he’s attained.
    Prognosis: Ignore this as well, since it’s entirely normal, and the Prez. is healthy beyond normal human comprehension, as his own Dr., and several others will attest.

    Symptom: Inability to speak comprehensively.
    Diagnosis: Again,this is perfectly normal behavior for someone who, as a self-admitted genius, concocts amalgamations and agglomerations of verbiage that we, as mere mortals, will likely never comprehend.
    Prognosis: As it’s almost impossible to ignore, due to the media’s need to report on everything he says verbatim, the general public is well-advised to watch as many cute kitteh videos as possible, in order to counteract the damage from listening to Hair Furor.

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  8. another kiwi says:

    The Hair is getting worried about the growth on its underside. “It says things,Doc, crazy things!’

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  9. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Diagnosis: Windmill-induced cancer.
    Treatment: More coal-fired power stations.

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  10. Astamari says:

    I heard that CBS said that he went to Walter Reed because of a possible panic attack. It almost certainly wasn’t a scheduled annual checkup to be done in stages. First, the White House never announced the new system of an annual check up done in stages and that’s not how these things are done anyway. Second, on a Saturday when he would normally be golfing? Unpossible! It’s likely he had a bad reaction to the should-be-lethal cocktail of drugs that he takes thanks to the services of the good Dr. Borstein

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  11. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He has fungus growing on his mushroom.

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  12. Leumas says:

    A challenger to Rep. Mark Meadows has attributed the visit to a severe case of chapped ass due to all the kissing it gets from the Republican toadies. Draw your own conclusion.

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  13. Plummet says:

    Dx: Anxiety-induced panic attack
    Tx: A long rest in a prison cell

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  14. Diane says:

    Sadly, whatever it was, didn’t debilitate him or worse. I was hoping for something YUGE.

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  15. Bruce388 says:

    Since this is Donnie Five Chins’ second suspicious visit to the hospital in recent weeks, I’m reminded that an elderly person in his/her last year of life often needs medical attention multiple times. This would apply to an elderly person who’s obese, has significant arterial plaque, a high cholesterol count, a history of unprotected sex with non-virgins, and an aversion to exercise.

    This is something that keeps my spirits up.

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  16. osirisopto says:

    He got a wiff of polonium when he opened his diet coke.

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  17. YellowDog says:

    The president is followed everywhere by a clinic on wheels (or a clinic with wings on Air Force One). I would go with something that could not be treated in such a setting, such as a mental health issue, or a procedure that could only or should only be performed in a hospital setting. An Adderall+Sudafed induced panic attack? A stent? Did Melania bury her knee after he got grabby? I don’t agree with Charlie Pierce, that this is setting up a health excuse for resigning–they aren’t that smart.

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  18. moeman says:

    I think he’s getting penis enlargement because the election is soon upon him and with Stormie saying he’s really tiny down there, combined with wearing a diaper, he’ll need to show how manly he still is. The treatment will be Gym Jordan and Miss Lindsey pulling and tugging and such.

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    • Diane says:

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s taking Viagra. That could cause lots of problems for an old, fat man like trump.

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  19. Karla says:

    It was his preliminary consultation for his optinavalectomy — that is the procedure where the front of the abdomen is removed and plexiglass is inserted. That way, someone with their head up their ass can – see where they’re going.

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  20. laura says:

    If it was a panic attack, then more are sure to follow. And the fear of the next panic attack will cause…..more panic attacks.

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  21. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I’m going with bedbug bites. The Rx is to stay way from any Trump properties.

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  22. soughing wind says:

    Quick visit with the ECT machine and a short rest with Thorazine.

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