The First Shady Is The Employer of the Year!

Comrade Stupid claims that his favorite squirt (eww, gross) The First Shady, Ivanka, has created 14M new jobs herself:

It easily took a million people just to make that green frock, amirite?!

Comrade Stupid is just a proud dad, I guess? He cannot stop talking about this:

And you thought Prznint Stupid just wanted her to head up the World Bank, or maybe the United Nations, and certainly bring her special gifts to international diplomacy, when all this time she was a jobs-making machine! Who knew!

Which would be great if it were true. You see, so far the 4th Reich has created only 6M+ new jobs, so that would mean that for every real job, she made 2.3 fake ones. And that’s a lot of work for someone who’s job consists of Instagramming herself all day, in serene white spaces.

But here’s what makes this delusional rant great: Prznint Stupid said it to the Economic Club of New York, people who probably know the real number of jobs created off the top of their heads and banter wittily about it while doing SoulCycle or while attending cocktails parties in swank clubs. These are boring people. They didn’t even laugh at Trump when he said it.



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9 Responses to The First Shady Is The Employer of the Year!

  1. ming says:

    Who wore it better?

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  2. julesmomcat says:

    Yeah ….14 million jobs. If anywhere – in China.

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  3. robginchicago says:

    Ivanka thinks sperm are people too, and every time she and Jared the Bar Mitzvah Boy have sex, she’s creating 14 million new jobs for those eager little swimmers, assuming Jared’s not firing blanks.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Ivanka would agree with me that 14 million new jobs should result in a raise in her allowance.

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  5. Must have taken a lot of work to hire 14 million nan its and gardeners, even if they WERE undocumented….

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Grung_e_Gene says:

    Cue School Hose Rock jingle;
    And the Adderall Sniff heard round the world
    was the start of the lying conman

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Green Eagle says:

    You are very unfair to Ivanka. She did create 14 million jobs. For bedbugs, at Trump hotels.

    Liked by 2 people

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