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So Comrade Trump is taking his taxes to the Supreme Court to test out his theory that Prznints are above the law and cannot be prosecuted. I’m old enough to remember when Prznint McTaxCheat told us that he would release his taxes as soon as he was out of an audit, which it seems is not today: he’s asking the Supreme Court to block access to his taxes. (Fair warning mobile users, it is a PDF!)
I guess the other thing he is testing is whether or not Brett Kavanaugh, the Virgin Mayor of Keg City, was the right guy to put on the damn court.
We’re so eff’ed in the dark.