While we were all watching CSI: Impeachment, the wall-building machinations of the 4th Reich continued apace.
Did you know that Hair Füror’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, has some wall-related work in his assignment portfolio? It’s true! He’s supposed to craft the seekrit plan to acquire the private land on the border where the wall is supposed to go.
So of course his plan has nothing to do with that! He wants people to watch the wall being built over the web:
“Kushner floated the idea during meetings in July, part of a messaging effort to push back against criticism that Trump has failed to deliver on the signature proposal of his 2016 campaign. The Army Corps and CBP have told Kushner that construction contractors do not want their proprietary techniques visible to competitors, according to four people who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe the internal discussions. Officials at the Army Corps and CBP also were concerned the cameras would show U.S. work crews violating Mexican sovereignty because they sometimes must stray south of the border to maneuver their vehicles and heavy equipment in the desert. Because some of the remote border areas lack network access, the cameras will require their own web connectivity and attendants who could frequently reposition them to keep the lens pointed at the action.”
Imagine the thrill of watching a wall.
Of course it will probably be a smash hit in Possum Hollar.