This is really stupid:
I will be releasing the transcript of the first, and therefore more important, phone call with the Ukrainian President before week’s end!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 2019
And the Google Doorbell camera will show the robber casing the joint before the heist.
Look, we all know that the first call was the congrats-on-winning-your-election call, and you better believe that this transcript will have been vetted by everyone and their lawyers to make sure there’s nothing there.
It’s an Agatha Christie-style misdirection. I know he doesn’t read, but maybe he saw a movie once?