Clue: Comrade Stupid, In the Oval, With an iPhone

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This is really stupid:

And the Google Doorbell camera will show the robber casing the joint before the heist.

Look, we all know that the first call was the congrats-on-winning-your-election call, and you better believe that this transcript will have been vetted by everyone and their lawyers to make sure there’s nothing there.

It’s an Agatha Christie-style misdirection. I know he doesn’t read, but maybe he saw a movie once?

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6 Responses to Clue: Comrade Stupid, In the Oval, With an iPhone

  1. It’s an Agatha Christie-style misdirection.

    Poirot, his nose crinkling with disgust, delicately pointed around the room with his walking stick * “You will notice, si vous plait, that everywhere there is the merde, flung against the wall with great force, in an attempt to make it stick, and to hide the extortioner’s true actions.” *

    Poirot smiled. * “But se little grey cells, they can see through the attempts at misdirecting me, for I, like all the rest of us, read the extortioner’s confession, zee telephone call, he said was ‘parfait.’ ” *

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  2. roket says:

    Personally I would rather see transcripts of his calls with Putin.

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  3. YellowDog says:

    Mrs. Gump was right. Stupid is as stupid does.

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  4. julesmomcat says:

    “Comrade Stupid, ON the Oval, With an iPhone”

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