(UPDATED) Then and Now, Now and Then

There are no big hands when it is Trump Time!

First the then:

And now the now:

“Let me just tell you, I hardly know the gentleman. But this is the man who said there was no quid pro quo, and he still said that. And he said that I said that. And he hasn’t changed that testimony.”

Those of you playing at home can collect your Quatloos on the bet that he would do this.

Here’s another good one:


And Now:

TRUMP: They shouldn’t be having public hearings. This is a hoax. This is just like the Russian witch hunt.

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9 Responses to (UPDATED) Then and Now, Now and Then

  1. He said that I said that I didn’t commit any crime so I’m totally exonerated!

    The man is a legal genius. GENIUS I tell you! A certified Genius Wile E Prezidunt

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  2. MDavis says:

    OMG –
    I would love to send Ambassador Sondland… to testify, Right, like he gets to decide who to “send to the kangaroo court”. And a semi-colon? It should probably be broken into two sentences instead. Also, isn’t that a tell that someone probably wrote this tweet for him? Because when does he use that fancy punctuation?
    … but unfortunately he would be testifying before a totally compromised kangaroo court… Really, Captain kangaroo is running the court which isn’t even a court yet, but an investigation? Another tell he had a ghost writer, he’d personally throw in an aside here, as he is prone to do. “and you know, Captain Kangaroo used to run a children’s show, terrible ratings now, just SAD, and now he’s out to get ME!”
    … where Republican’s rights have been taken away, No. No they haven’t. Again, if this was a trial he’d have a few more rights, including the right to face his accusers (unless they are protected, and at this point the bank robbery scenario is illustrative) Someone called and reported a bank robbery in progress, the gendarmes arrive and discover that there was a bank robbery. Now they are on to interviewing witnesses other than the guy on the street who heard the alarm go off. So what whistle-blowers are they all trying to discourage, and for what so-far-unrevealed crimes? Hmmm?
    ,,, and true facts are not allowed out for the public…. Like this clown would know a fact if it bit him in the face.
    Just so much gosh-awful this character can cram into one tweet. It’s truly incredible. And those three dots… how many more pounds of bullshit did he pack into the follow up tweet? Don’t answer that.

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  3. roket says:

    A witchhunt here. A witchhunt there. Everywhere a witchhunt. The only solution, of course, is to cry wolf.

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  4. julesmomcat says:

    On Jan 19th, 2017, hubs and I took down our American flag, and determined that it will never fly again until Suckface leaves the White House. So – Congress, PLEASE do your job and remove this horrifying blot on our democracy, so we can once again unfurl and hoist our flag, and my 45 American Revolution ancestors can cease spinning in their graves.

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    • purplehead says:

      This is the secret Republican method of creating free energy: All them spinning bodies in graveyards throughout this country. Massive amounts of electricity.

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  5. Osirisopto says:

    “ This is just like the Russian witch hunt.”
    And by saying Russian witch hunt he means Matryoshka doll.

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