Eiron, The Goddess Of Irony, Take The Night Off, Please

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is going to run for his old Senate Seat, which means Prznint Stupid is going to have to choose between endorsing him or endorsing Judge Roy Moore.

I swear to Dawg, Sen. Doug Jones is the luckiest Democrat in Dixie.

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5 Responses to Eiron, The Goddess Of Irony, Take The Night Off, Please

  1. R White says:

    As I have mentioned before, get the popcorn ready for the groveling aka fellating of derp führer in the coming months between a racist a**hole elf who failed at law and a sad, but racist, pedophilic wanna-be cowboy who also failed at law. The interesting theatrics will be grand wizard beauregard’s racist, sexist and xenophobic dog whistles as compared to raping roy’s usage of a bullhorn to explain away his racism, sexism and xenophobia. FFS

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    • Osirisopto says:

      Ding! Ding! Ding! We Have a winner!

      “ a sad, but racist, pedophilic wanna-be cowboy who also failed at”

      He’s just like trump only trump wannabe a gangster, not a cowboy.

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      • “Like a pedo cowboy
        Riding out on a horse in a special elect-i-on
        Like a pedo cowboy
        Getting torts and subpoenas from people I forgot I knew (biblically, when they were kids)
        And tapps livin’ on the phone”

        Sorry, just popped into my head and it had to go somewhere

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  2. sw says:

    How many little kids got ‘misplaced’ while jeffy was AG? I think the count was 1500.

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  3. Astamari says:

    Alabama is a mess. Not as awful as MS and LA but almost. Were it not for aggressive gerrymandering, the GOP candidate would lose to Doug Jones. But Doug will likely lose. Shame.

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