News from ‘Bama!

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Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us that Comrade Stupid’s former whipping boy, er, AG Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is considering re-running for his old Senate Seat:

THE SENATE IS NOW IN SESSIONS? — Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions is strongly considering a bid for his old Senate seat in Alabama, scoop James Arkin, Burgess and Jake Sherman. Sessions was a popular figure in the deep red state, but would be jumping into a crowded primary field as a number of candidates are already vying to take on vulnerable Democrat Sen. Doug Jones. And Sessions could face another potential obstacle: resistance from Trump, who has long harped on Sessions for recusing himself from the DOJ’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election. The filing deadline is Nov. 8. The dispatch:

This puts everyone on notice and will make really strange bedfellows. Will Prznint Stupid end up endorsing babysitting enthusiast Judge Roy Moore (AGAIN!) just so he doesn’t endorse Sessions?

As Dawg is my waitress, Sen. Doug Jones in he luckiest Democrat in Dixie.

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3 Responses to News from ‘Bama!

  1. YellowDog says:

    Get the popcorn (and hide your teenage daughters). It’s time for the drama in Alabama. Hosanna.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Dotard has to go with Moore. Sexual assaulters should stick together.

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  3. R White says:

    Grand Wizard Beauregard Sessions will definitely get on his hands and knees begging & fellating cheeto jesus for his support to reclaim his old job in the irrelevant and antiquated senate. The drama to watch for will be whether his displays of dog-whistle racism, homophobia, sexism and xenophobia couched as ‘alabama values’ will be attractive enough to garner support from roy moore’s fans and how much ‘socialist’ BS from Fox and Breitbart will stick to Doug Moore.

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