News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Hello, My Name Is Stupid

It all begins with a tweet, as it always does:

Known diabetes vector, Uncle Sugar hisself Mike Huckabee tells us that Willard’s nom de Twitter plume —“Pierre Delecto”— is dastardly:

“Having fake twitter accounts on social media: that’s the work of kids, cowards, couch potatoes, and perverts like Carlos Danger. … If he’s got something to say, man up and say it,” the Fox News contributor told “Fox & Friends.”

To which we can only reply, “John Barron/Baron, John Miller, and David Dennison walk into a bar…”

Glass houses, you twit. Glass houses.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. MDavis says:

    “Pierre Delecto”? Dude named himself called his sock puppet “Peter Delight”? What is he trying to say?

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    I assume “Pierre” is the result of Willard’s spectacularly unsuccessful Mormon mission to Paris.


  3. roket says:

    Mammon Mormon v. Baptiste Baptist? Or does the seperation of church and state apply in this instance? Asking for a friend.

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Everyone knows that Huckabee is a dummy!


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