Always gracious, Prznint Grifter withdrew his generous offer to let the G7 summit give him millions of Ameros in exchange for bed bug bites and possibly a hurricane at one of his trash palaces in Florida, Doral golf course
The Mango-hued Shitgibbon took to Twitter (as Miss Manners would) to blame Democrats and our failed media for accurately reporting the incriminating facts of the story, which even brought the GOP to Jeebus to make a bipartisan case for a sweeping federal lawsuit accusing the president of repeatedly violating the emoluments clause of the U.S. Constitution.
“I thought I was doing something very good for our Country by using Trump National Doral, in Miami, for hosting the G-7 Leaders,” Trump wrote. “I announced that I would be willing to do it at NO PROFIT or, if legally permissible, at ZERO COST to the USA,” he added.
“But, as usual, the Hostile Media & their Democrat Partners went CRAZY!” he continued. “Therefore, based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the Host Site for the G-7 in 2020.” He concluded: “We will begin the search for another site, including the possibility of Camp David, immediately.”
Today, I’m expecting him to do something nutty and vengeful to salve his wounded ego as he watches all those lovely, lovely Ameros slip through his fingers.