Get Off The Cross Comrade Trump, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Jeebus in his younger, happier days.

Always gracious, Prznint Grifter withdrew his generous offer to let the G7 summit give him millions of Ameros in exchange for bed bug bites and possibly a hurricane at one of his trash palaces in Florida, Doral golf course

The Mango-hued Shitgibbon took to Twitter (as Miss Manners would) to blame Democrats and our failed media for accurately reporting the incriminating facts of the story, which even brought the GOP to Jeebus to make a bipartisan case for a sweeping federal lawsuit accusing the president of repeatedly violating the emoluments clause of the U.S. Constitution.

“I thought I was doing something very good for our Country by using Trump National Doral, in Miami, for hosting the G-7 Leaders,” Trump wrote. “I announced that I would be willing to do it at NO PROFIT or, if legally permissible, at ZERO COST to the USA,” he added.

“But, as usual, the Hostile Media & their Democrat Partners went CRAZY!” he continued. “Therefore, based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the Host Site for the G-7 in 2020.” He concluded: “We will begin the search for another site, including the possibility of Camp David, immediately.”

Today, I’m expecting him to do something nutty and vengeful to salve his wounded ego as he watches all those lovely, lovely Ameros slip through his fingers.

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10 Responses to Get Off The Cross Comrade Trump, Someone Else Needs The Wood

  1. Redhand says:

    I’m still scratching my head at how he possibly could have thought this announcement wouldn’t unleash a total shitstorm. My only conclusion: he really is this greedy, and stupid.

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  2. There’s always the other eleven locations to fall back on…oh, they were all the Bed Bug Doral. Now the searching may commence.

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    Donny Doll Hands has become a living cartoon version of a person. I can’t imagine anyone trying to just be so outright criminal and greedy and heartless, but there he is. And, on the nightly news too, not between a double feature at the movie theater.
    The saddest part is so many have to take him seriously. Imagine for a minute if everyone that talked with him, outside of the family, would outright laugh at him and frequently. He’d blow that last cork finally and maybe just turn into a puddle of stinking slime. Cartoon style.
    Just a saying
    w3ski

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  4. Pyed says:

    “Now, I’ll have fix up that shithole, Doral, to be fit for human habitation on SOMEONE ELSE’S dime.

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  5. roket says:

    G6 anyone? In Canada or, better yet, Mexico? May as well. Comrade Shit-for-Brains is currently busy sticking his head up his own ass every few hours.

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  6. robginchicago says:

    While Trump’s actions were surely a violation of the Emoluments Clauses of the Constitution, Stephanie Ruehl on MSNBC pointed out that other nations have laws as well that would have prevented them from paying to stay at Trump’s fleabag. Once the prospect of “Sorry, no can do” responses became a likelihood, Trump had no choice but to back off. There’s no way in hell that just am angry bipartisan shitstorm would have moved him off his position; he (and his vile base) absolutely love shitstorms; the shittier, the better.

    It was also pointed out that there would need to be at least two helicopter landing pads constructed on the golf course itself to accommodate the secure travel requirements of world leaders, and that once the conference was over, those landing pads would have to be dismantled at taxpayer expense, and you don’t just throw down some seed or sod. The renovations to the golf course (which have been deferred for years) would be extensive (7 figures) and also paid for by the taxpayers. Additional infrastructure and decor upgrades would also be needed in advance of the summit, and the hotel room revenues would not be limited to the G-7 nations and their respective entourages, but would involve several months of advance team preparations and staff from each country, providing full occupancy and meal service for several months.This would have been a huge payday for Trump, and a feeding frenzy for the multi-legged variety of tiny bloodsuckers, and Trump would not have passed up this payday only because it was wrong, jeopardized his presidency, and pissed off even his own party (they were pissed only because they saw it as a threat to their own elections, and they weren’t even offered a cut.)

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