OMG, I snorted! Love that times one thousand!
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I second this!!
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I’m totally stealing that.
Go forth, with my blessings, my son.
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I stole that and dispersed it into the world-wide font.
My maternal grandfather was a Deacon, my paternal grandfather was a Bishop, and I left the church when I turned sixteen.
This reminds me of the punchline to one of my grandfather–the Bishop’s–old jokes.
“My Bible does not condone murder, but I can baptize you within an inch of your life.”
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Ooh, that’s a good line, Pyed!
Hmmm, a mohel could use a line like that!
Reminds me of a joke my rogue mennonite grandfather used to tell about the Quaker coming upon a house-breaker mid-night: wouldn’t think of harming thee friend, but ye standith where I am about to shoot!
Jesus is merciful mercy killing.
The Bride just watched “Ghost” last night. I like the little black things that carry the bad guys away, presumably to Hell. Dotard being carried away makes me smile.
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