(Acting) White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney kicked the Mango Hued Shitgibbon in the ol’ Oompa-Loompas by admitting — in a press conference — that the 4th Reich withheld congressionally appropriated funds for Ukraine as part of a quid pro quo, said “we do that all the time,” and told reporters to “get over it.”
UPDATE 1: Here it is!
Aaaand here's the moment Mick Mulvaney admitted that there was a quid-pro-quo involved in withholding Ukraine aid. He says they held up military aid because Trump wanted Ukraine to investigate the "DNC server." pic.twitter.com/JYvFbPCsil
— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) October 17, 2019
Let’s be clear: Mulvaney admitted that Trump administration illegally shook down Ukraine to advance a (totally bananas) conspiracy theory that exonerates Russia and blames Democrats for interfering in the 2016 Goat Rodeo.
Mulvaney also announced that the United States will host the next G7 summit at Comrade Trump’s struggling, bed-bug infested Doral golf resort in Miami, FL Having this event at one of his own properties literally would strong-arm hundreds of diplomats, journalists, and world leaders to put millions of Ameros directly into Trump’s pockets. Mick Mulvaney said that Prznint Grifter hisself intervened in the decision-making process, and then claimed that Comrade Trump wouldn’t make any profit off of it.
We comment Comrade Trump for draining the swamp and ending corruption in all of its many forms.
Let’s see, what else?
Commander Bunnypants endorsed ethnic cleansing in Syria, where the Turks have vowed to remove Kurds from the border area:
Referring to Kurds living along Turkish border in Syria, Trump says of Turkey, “they had to have it cleaned out.” pic.twitter.com/W8J7IFctO3
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 17, 2019
And Prznint Stupid took credit for a ceasefire over the Turkey-Syria border war that he caused by removing U.S. troops, stabbing the Kurds in the back, and then rewarding Turkey for giving Russia what it wanted in the region.
JUST GIVE HIM THE EFF’ING NOBEL PRIZE, OKAY?
And then he visited a handbag factory and had a rally in Texas.