Happy Hour News Briefs
Hey you guys, the Xristian Xrazies are eulogizing Elijah Cummings as only they can! Which is to say, not very well. And in fact, you might say that they are doing an end-zone dance.
Coach Dave start us off:
And this conspiracy theorist Xristian ghoul, Chris McDonald well, says Gawd hisself took Brother Elijah for dissing the Orange Menace, praise Jeebus:
Uncle Ruckus, er, Jessie Lee Peterson gives an Amen! And tells us that Trump is the Great White Hope and you don’t wanna mess with that!
And as I said this morning, I wish the Christians were more like Elijah, but they are not. They are not even like Christ.