News That Will Drive You To Drink

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By now everyone has heard that The Russian Usurper has a new pen pal in Turkey’s Preznint Erdogan (Sorry Chairman Kim! it was not meant to be!), and that Cadet Bone Spurs wrote him a nice letter.

Scissorhead DCap found the audiobook version:

(And in case you were wondering, the letter is real, the White House has confirmed it. Totally bananas. The man is barking mad.)

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. donnah says:

    If any Republican Senator reads this letter and says in all honesty that this is the proper way to speak to another leader, he should be kicked out of his or her job. No way can the likes of Mitch McConnell or Lindsey Graham read this ridiculous, embarrassing letter and not wince.

    This asshat has to go.

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  2. Karla says:

    My favourite part on the audio is when he reads the signature.

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  3. roket says:

    And down the rabbit hole, we go.

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  4. That poor motherfucking Air Force officer with the football. He must now know for certain that the day is coming where he has to prevent the president from grabbing it and nuking the world. His only hope is that by this time, the Secret Service will willingly frag the fucker.

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  5. Pyed says:

    My teachers taught me that it is déclassé to include a threat in a begging letter.

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  6. Redhand says:

    (And in case you were wondering, the letter is real, the White House has confirmed it. Totally bananas. The man is barking mad.)

    Liked by 1 person

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