Happy Hour News Briefs
By now everyone has heard that The Russian Usurper has a new pen pal in Turkey’s Preznint Erdogan (Sorry Chairman Kim! it was not meant to be!), and that Cadet Bone Spurs wrote him a nice letter.
Scissorhead DCap found the audiobook version:
— Anthony Atamanuik (@TonyAtamanuik) October 16, 2019
(And in case you were wondering, the letter is real, the White House has confirmed it. Totally bananas. The man is barking mad.)