Acting Homeland Security Secretary Kevin McAleenan abruptly resigned last night after only six months on the job.
No one knows why McAleenan did this, but you don’t need the Enigma Machine to figure it out. Oh, he’s the fourth one in almost three years.
Next up: acting U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services Director Ken Cuccinelli (but we’re only guessing). If Hair Füror is really ballsy, look for his pocket Nazi Stephan Miller to get the nod, but I cannot imagine a scenario in which he could be confirmed.