‘Ah’m not one to gossip’ – Sen. Graham gossiped…

“But it looked better on me,” Lindsey didn’t wail

Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase got pranked and dished about Comrade Stupid to some Russians:

Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham has in the last year become something of a congressional point man for President Donald Trump’s negotiations with Turkey, leading discussions on everything from Ankara’s purchase of a Russian missile system over the summer to their more recent incursion into northern Syria.

So when he received a call from a man he thought was Turkey’s minister of defense earlier in August, it didn’t strike him as unusual. “Thank you so much for calling me, Mr. Minister,” Graham said. “I want to make this a win-win, if we can.”

But it wasn’t the Turkish defense minister at all. Instead, it was Alexey Stolyarov and Vladimir Kuznetsov, Russian pranksters with suspected ties to the country’s intelligence services who go by “Lexus and Vovan.” The duo have become notorious in recent years for their cold calls to unwitting, high-profile Western politicians, including Democratic Rep. Adam Schiff, leading some to suspect that they’ve had help from the Kremlin, according to The Guardian. (A Schiff spokesman said at the time that the House Intelligence Committee “informed appropriate law enforcement and security personnel of the conversation.”)

So what did Graham say, allegedly? Oh, you know, his usual hypocritical stuff (emphasis mine):

The substance of Graham’s conversation with Stolyarov, who was posing as Turkish Defense Minister Hulusi Akar, is newly relevant in light of the South Carolina senator’s push for sanctions on Turkey as punishment for their offensive against the Kurds in northern Syria. Graham labeled the Kurds a “threat” to Turkey in the call, seemingly contradicting what he has said publicly in recent days.

Is that it? No, it is not:

Graham then raised an issue that’s been top of mind for Erdogan for years—the U.S. case involving Zarrab, who was convicted in 2018 and sentenced to 32 months in prison stemming partly from bribes he paid to Turkish bank officers.

“And this case involving the Turkish bank, he’s very sensitive to that,” Graham said of Trump. “The president wants to be helpful, within the limits of his power.”

Politico goes on to tell us more about Zarrab and others used the Turkish bank Halkbank to “launder billions of dollars-worth of Iranian oil proceeds, ultimately creating a slush fund for Iran to use however it wished — the very harm that U.S. sanctions were put in place to avoid.”

Billions in a slush fund? You better believe Prznint McGrifter wants to be helpful!

Anyway, a spokesperson for Graham drew the short straw and tried to laugh it off:

Kevin Bishop, a spokesman for Graham, confirmed the call’s authenticity to POLITICO. “We have been successful in stopping many efforts to prank Senator Graham and the office, but this one slipped through the cracks,” he said. “They got him.”

So you know, all’s well.

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4 Responses to ‘Ah’m not one to gossip’ – Sen. Graham gossiped…

  1. I’m beginning to believe John Oliver may, in fact be wrong. This isn’t “Stupid Watergate” this is “Denying you’re huffing paint Watergate”

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  2. mgpaquin says:

    Dear sweet baby Jesus on a pogo stick… What the hell is going on with her shoulders/shoulder pads and who let her out in public? (I’ve long thought that whoever dresses her is a closet rabid liberal Democrat, acting under cover.)

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