Stable Genius Seeks Expert Legal Help, Turns To Trey Gowdy

The Fashion Benghazi of Trey Gowdy

Jeebus Lizard, you cannot make up stuff like this:

“Former Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-S.C.) is in talks to join President Trump‘s legal team as the president mounts a defense against an impeachment inquiry from House Democrats.

“We are in discussion with Trey about joining our team,” Trump attorney Jay Sekulow said, adding that no final decisions have been made.

“The White House did not respond to a request for comment.”

Yeah. Comrade Stupid is turning to the living Q-Tip to benghazi! Behnghazi! BENGHAZI!!1! his impeachment defense. I swear to Dawg, was Matlock busy? Dude sees any lawyer on the electric teevee machine and thinks that that person is SCOTUS material.

Somewhere, Hillary Clinton is laughing.

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8 Responses to Stable Genius Seeks Expert Legal Help, Turns To Trey Gowdy

  1. R White says:

    Not surprising since fat nixon is his own worst enemy since his ego will not allow him to take prudent legal direction from others. Therefore since he doesn’t know when to shut up and since he monetarily stiffs contractors, he is stuck with ambulance-chasing inbred hacks like Gowdy, who will no doubt use the ‘chewbacca defense’ to make a mockery of impeachment. Sadly, it might work since the worthless beltway media is so invested in their ‘ratings monster’ and will no doubt use some ‘bothsiderist’ schtick to distract the lobotomized denizens of possum hollar.

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  2. donnah says:

    Gowdy belongs in the group of despicable, deplorable Republicans who have been on record for staunchly defending their principles and the Constitution and America against Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton. Oddly enough, these same “patriots” are nowhere to be heard when Trump goes miles beyond any of those fake charges and tunnels deeply into corruption, fascism, and treason. Look at videos with Lindsey Graham, Bill Barr, and countless other self-righteous hacks who have done a total about-face on their principles.

    They are the party of Hypocrisy.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Let’s hope this legal team has what it tales to make Trump President for Life (sentence)!

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  4. YellowDog says:

    The only guy with a haircut as bad as Kris Kobach’s. Seriously, does he get a lollipop if he sits still?

    I hope he asked for his money up front.

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  5. Diane says:

    Is the trump deflection strategy going to be emails and Benghazi again?

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