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Jeebus in his younger, happier days.
Jump for Jeebus! Our ol’ pal Josh Bernstein is as modest as he is good lookin’! Let’s listen to this 10-second clip:
Did you get that? On the eve of Yom Kippur, ol’ Joshie said “as a political analyst and commentator, I am 100 percent accurate.” and he leaves his interviewer stammering.
Percentages. How do they work?
“I’m 100% accurate most of the time.” I can’t even.
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Clearly he’s also 110% good at math.
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Crud – I “liked” the wrong comment, sorry.
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I’ve got him beat, I’m a thousandity-million percent accurate, except when I’m not.
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He’s been listening to too much Trump.
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