2 Hearts That Beat As 1

The animal magnetism of Stephan “Pee-Wee Goering” Miller is palpable.

No, despite his clearly inhuman appearance, Stephan Miller, doesn’t have a second heart (I doubt he has even one, or if he does it’s in a jar in the fridge), but he might have a girlfriend.

Mike Pence’s office just poached Waldman from Arizona senator Martha McSally’s office, and she’s now the V.P.’s press secretary, according to NBC.

Imagine the kind of a woman that dominatrix Mother Pence would allow her Worm, Mike, to hire, and who would look at Prznint Stupid’s incel pocket Nazi, and agree to the dark and arcane mating rituals of his species? The mind boggles, and Wes Anderson shudders.

He might end up with that second heart in a jar.

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15 Responses to 2 Hearts That Beat As 1

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    With Stephen Miller dating now we should all probly start thinking which wedding registry we should give to, CAGE & BARREL, IMMIGRANT TARGET, or NO BEDS, BATH SOAP,
    OR BEYOND?

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  2. I just threw up a little – A LOT – in my mouth.

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  4. buckobear says:

    That heart in the fridge is the one they removed from “heartless Dick.”

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  5. Boris says:

    She ought to give some thought to that union… https://pic.twitter.com/3eENcqACr5

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  6. osirisopto says:

    “No, despite his clearly inhuman appearance, Stephan Miller, doesn’t have a second heart (I doubt he has even one, or if he does it’s in a jar in the fridge), but he might have a girlfriend.”

    A heart and a girlfriend in the fridge is about what I would expect from him

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    • Pyed says:

      Stephan Miller has many hearts, non of them his, and all frozen into a block of ice in the deep freeze; but he only has one girl friend, tanned, stuffed and stored in the fruit cellar.

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  7. roket says:

    I’m pretty sure right-wing ‘Black Hearts in Jars’ go on the fireplace mantle next to the assorted stillborn fetuses and pickled eggs. No?

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  8. Mark E. Bye says:

    Pence “taps” new press secretary? What will mother think about that?

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  9. Bruce388 says:

    So Senator McSally lost a staffer to Pence? I’m counting on McSally becoming a former senator next year. She won’t need any staffers.

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  10. purplehead says:

    Katie and Stevie sound like a match made in hell. Cool they found each other.

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