Your Tax Ameros At Work

Artist remdition of SS protecting a Trump Family member during water sports.

It has come to our attention that the US Secret Service has requested a pair of jet skis to protect the Trump Crime Family. The justification?

“President Trump and his family spend several weeks throughout the year in Mara Largo FL and Hamptons NY. The First Family is very active in water sports,” the request reads, which was first highlighted by Washington-based WRC-TV reporter Scott McFarlane.”

How the SS plans to get jet skis into a Moscow hotel room filled with pee hookers remains classified.

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10 Responses to Your Tax Ameros At Work

  1. Boris says:

    Surrrre>/i> – where’ are the bloody sharks when you really want them?

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  2. Water(snorts)sports! Lolololol. The headlines write themselves…

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  3. Scottie says:

    Hello TG. I use to live in West Palm Beach a few blocks from Mar-a-Largo. The intracoastal waterway could be guarded with sheriff’s boats ( they did a great job when I lived there ) and the ocean side with coast guard. Jet ski’s wouldn’t be much good for security. A speed boat would be much better. You can carry gear, multiple officers and if you do need to take action it is a much more stable platform than a jet ski. Hugs

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    They might as well get some surfboards for total protection.

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    If they are going to spend our taxpayer money they should spend it wisely!

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  6. FELINE MAMA says:

    Just a “PAIR”? Hmmm. What is the true story here, SS?!? JETSKIS’?? OKEY DOKEY, then !!!

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  7. Mary Ellen Sandahl says:

    If the pee hookers were really big, prolific girls, there might be a rationale there somewhere, one supposes.

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  8. paul fredine says:

    they had me at ‘family water sports’. LOLOL!!!!

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