Hey guys, remember the other day when this happened:
Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked. There is reason to believe that we know the culprit, are locked and loaded depending on verification, but are waiting to hear from the Kingdom as to who they believe was the cause of this attack, and under what terms we would proceed!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 15, 2019
…and it seemed pretty much like Commander Bunnypants had made Crown Prince Bone Saw his newest National Security Advisor after he You’re Fired’ed the Mustache of War, John Bolton, and thus deprived him of his greatest wet dream, the bombing of Iran.
Haha, he was just kidding! You see, our Stable Genius knows that locked and loaded doesn’t mean what you think it means!
“After President Trump’s tweet that the U.S. is “locked and loaded” following drone attacks on a Saudi Arabia oil site, one White House official is suggesting we take that phrase seriously, but not literally.
“Marc Short, Vice President Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff, claimed Monday in response to questions about Trump’s tweet that “locked and loaded is a broad term and talks about the realities that we’re all far safer and more secure domestically from energy independence,” CNN reports.
“…Short also spoke about Trump’s tweet in a Fox Business interview Monday morning, in which he again contended that the phrase “locked and loaded” actually means “several things,” including that “America today under this president is far better prepared to handle these sorts of events because we’re now a net exporter of oil.” Asked directly whether a military response is possible, Short wouldn’t comment.
That’s even more incoherent than usual from the 4th Reich, but I guess they had to find a way to walk back the Fire and Fury talk from Cadet Bone Spurs who (obviously) did not launch an attack, much to John Bolton’s wood kill.
Here’s a little nugget to make you think:
“When asked about the impact of the strike on the kingdom, [Brian Hook, the State Department’s special representative for Iran] responded that the Saudis consider it to be ‘their 9/11.'”
We remind everyone that 15/19 hijackers on 9-11 were from Saudi Arabia. This is incredibly offensive.