‘Locked and Loaded,’ revisited

Crown Prince Bone Saw
(File Photo, undated)

Hey guys, remember the other day when this happened:

…and it seemed pretty much like Commander Bunnypants had made Crown Prince Bone Saw his newest National Security Advisor after he You’re Fired’ed the Mustache of War, John Bolton, and thus deprived him of his greatest wet dream, the bombing of Iran.

Haha, he was just kidding! You see, our Stable Genius knows that locked and loaded doesn’t mean what you think it means!

The Week:

“After President Trump’s tweet that the U.S. is “locked and loaded” following drone attacks on a Saudi Arabia oil site, one White House official is suggesting we take that phrase seriously, but not literally.

“Marc Short, Vice President Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff, claimed Monday in response to questions about Trump’s tweet that “locked and loaded is a broad term and talks about the realities that we’re all far safer and more secure domestically from energy independence,” CNN reports.

“…Short also spoke about Trump’s tweet in a Fox Business interview Monday morning, in which he again contended that the phrase “locked and loaded” actually means “several things,” including that “America today under this president is far better prepared to handle these sorts of events because we’re now a net exporter of oil.” Asked directly whether a military response is possible, Short wouldn’t comment.

That’s even more incoherent than usual from the 4th Reich, but I guess they had to find a way to walk back the Fire and Fury talk from Cadet Bone Spurs who (obviously) did not launch an attack, much to John Bolton’s wood kill.

Here’s a little nugget to make you think:

“When asked about the impact of the strike on the kingdom, [Brian Hook, the State Department’s special representative for Iran] responded that the Saudis consider it to be ‘their 9/11.'”

We remind everyone that 15/19 hijackers on 9-11 were from Saudi Arabia. This is incredibly offensive.

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11 Responses to ‘Locked and Loaded,’ revisited

  1. donnah says:

    Also, a strike on oil fields that killed no one compared to thousands who died on 9/11…

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  2. Scottie says:

    Hello TG. The gaslighting of the nation has become so complete the administration is gaslighting each other. Words with meanings seem to mean nothing to these people. I guess when you lie so often and then lie to deny the lie, the meanings of things are a part of reality you can ignore also. Hugs

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    “Locked and loaded” means FatNixon is in his bathroom with a fresh bottle of Adderall.

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  4. roket says:

    “America today under this president is far better prepared to handle these sorts of events because we’re now a net exporter of oil.”

    WFG. Why is he talking about the economy instead of Foreign Policy? Obfuscate much?

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    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      And the fact that we are now a net exporter of oil has far more to do with Dem policy rather than anything this Resident has done. And if we had gone all in on renewables when Al Gore was pushing for it we would barely care about an oil field in the Middle East.

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      • R White says:

        Had the worthless beltway media properly educated ‘muricans on the significance of President Carter’s “Crisis of Confidence” speech instead of fearmongering, we would be well-versed in using renewables like solar today and the climate would not be increasingly hot year after year.

        But no. ‘muricans hate the truth and instead favored an addled-brain C-class actor who lied his flabby a** off about many things, including our supposed “greatness” while doing petty sh*t like ripping solar panels off of the WH and making backroom deals with Saudis.

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    Off-topic but important! We be famous:

    JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – The National Hurricane Center said Tropical Depression Ten has formed far out in the Atlantic on Tuesday morning.

    After the system, which is 1,165 miles east-southeast of the Leeward Islands, reached maximum sustained winds of 35 mph at 11 a.m., the NHC issued its first advisory. The system was moving west-northwest at 12 mph and rapidly strengthening.

    It is forecast to become a tropical storm — likely to be called Imelda — on Tuesday afternoon and a hurricane by the time it approaches the northern Leeward Island on Friday morning.

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  6. JDM says:

    I know when I’m out and about in my RV in the USA and some old Rving coot says he’s “locked and loaded”, he means we’re getting ready to install some solar panels and has nothing to do with the multiple firearms in his rig.

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  7. Pyed says:

    That phrase makes no sense. You don’t lock your piece until you’re finished loading it. Even I know that, and I learned all I know about handguns from reading detective stories.

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  8. angry spittle says:

    The US has been sucking Sawdi dick for decades stretching back to WWII or earlier…. trump just made it official policy to take his orders from them……

    Ain’t that just great? I feel so much better now.

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