And Kavanaugh Makes 3

At least six 2020 Goat Rodeo candidates — Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, Cory Booker, Beto O’Rourke and Julián Castro — yesterday called for Justice Kavanaugh’s impeachment after the NYTimes published “new information about allegations of sexual misconduct against him.”

This brings us to a moment of clarity: we now have a Republican Villain in each of the branches of gubmint:

  • Executive Branch: The Russian Usurper
  • The Legislative Branch: #MoscowMitch
  • The Judicial Branch: The Virgin Mayor of Keg City

Axios’ morning email thingie:

“Democratic strategists are eager to revive #MeToo concerns as one way to rally female voters.

“Why it matters: Each of these white men, they will argue, symbolizes Republican corruption and rule-bending.”

I don’t think it matters that they are white men, but you know what? That duck is quacking its jerk head off. Go with my blessing, Nancy Pelosi, but…

The feckless Dims cannot agree on impeaching the clearly criminal Prznint. And Democrats don’t want to revisit the losing fight over Kavanaugh, which could galvanize Possum Hollar ahead of 2020. It doesn’t matter that it is the right thing to do, this would take a spine which clearly the Leadership lacks.

Impeaching Kavanaugh has nearly zero chance. As Comrade Stupid once boasted, he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose any support. Kavanaugh has the same level of support from Possum Hollar AND from the Senate. Now, if The Virgin Mayor of Keg City shot Prznint Stupid…

UPDATE 1: Because of course I forgot this-

The DOJ does not handle civil suits. And also: since when are they your personal fixers? Oh, wait.

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4 Responses to And Kavanaugh Makes 3

  1. YellowDog says:

    DOJ is suing Omarosa over financial disclosure violations. Don’t assume anything about what they will or will not do when it comes to the Enemies List. Fat Nixon indeed.

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  2. R White says:

    The supposed party of ‘states rights’ spearheaded by fat nixon is arguing that its DOJ launch an antitrust probe against four automakers for striking a deal with California on higher vehicle emissions standards. Just another petty grievance by fat nixon who cannot stand when rational adults prove to the world how much of a vulgar fool he really is. So it is possible that his DOJ would go after serial rapist beer breath kavanaugh’s accusers.

    Roberts has to realize that historians will eventually cringe and look down upon his court as the indelible corporate sh*tstain that is reminiscent of the morally bankrupt republican cult.

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  3. Pyed says:

    I cry foul!

    “Forbidden Planet” was the very best science fiction movie from my childhood years. Practically the only contender. Please, don’t go besmirching it’s memory with the images of the excrement presently misruling Washington.

    There are a bunch of us old fogies out here who are slowly forgetting our youth, so when one of our happier memories are suddenly thrust upon us in such a guise, it can only cause distress.


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