This Exist(ed?)

Yes, that’s a sperm bank, and good lord almighty, don’t break into it.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole, who seems to have a preternatural gift for finding these things.)

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9 Responses to This Exist(ed?)

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    Did you ever hear a sperm wail?


  2. Behold, a sperm bank, for your most quality of deposits ( … said no one besides Gumby).


  3. Redhand says:

    For some reason, this reminds me of a movie review of Ridley Scott’s “Prometheus” by a wild Scot who goes by the handle “The Critical Drinker.” Must be the nickname he gives the menagerie of alien creatures in the film. Anyway, it’s worth sharing even if he’s somewhat right-wing.

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    • paul m fredine says:

      i’m thinking this is/was done as a comic (if you think a barrage of insults is comical, even if some of them are even marginally legitimate, i.e. guy pearce) but it’s a reminder to me why i don’t listen to actual movie critics. in case i left you with any doubts, i didn’t think he was at all funny. besides, i liked the movie.


    • tengrain says:

      That was great, RedHand, but I understood every wee word of the laddie’s screed, so I think maybe he wasn’t a True Scotsman.


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      • Redhand says:

        The gentleman is a True Scot. His name is Will Jordan, and he is billed on Amazon as “an internationally published bestselling author. Born in Scotland in 1983, he is best known for the Ryan Drake thriller series.”
        He adopted the present persona relatively recently, so the thick Scottish accent and alcoholic persona are exaggerated comic put-ons. Think “Mr. Plinkett” over at Red-letter Media and the infamous Star Wars prequel reviews.
        I enjoy well-targeted acerbic commentary so put up with his occasional rightist political views.

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  4. Pyed says:

    Sorry, but I don’t wish to initiate a fiduciary interest between me and any particular spermatozoa.



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