News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein wants some fries with his unhappy meal:

Seriously? He wants to do something unspeakable to people who want a veggie-burger? Dude needs to cut back on the red meat.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. “Some men, Mr. Wayne, just want to watch the world burn.” Alfred said solemnly. “And some men, they just never outgrow being two years old and running out into the grownup’s party, stark naked and yelling ‘SHIT’ at the top of their lungs.”

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  2. roket says:

    Quick! Someone call a Whaaaambulance.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He can’t say what he wants to do to them on the air? I bet he wants to cook and eat them.

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  4. Jennifer Livsey says:

    What’s his beef with vegetarians? (See what I did there, Bernstein?) I don’t eat meat and love the impossible burger, so if he does something unspeakable to me, I’ll let you know. Somehow, I’m not too concerned.

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