You might be looking at the next American Political Dynasty, according to The Chosen One and King od the Jews’ 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign Manager, Brad Pascale:
“President Trump may be the only member of his family to win major elected office, but his campaign manager for the 2020 re-election effort is already envisioning a family political dynasty that will outlast his time in the White House. The comments by Brad Parscale, Mr. Trump’s campaign manager, on Saturday were instantly scrutinized for clues as to whether the president’s children, some of whom have been seen by friends and supporters as potential candidates for office, were planning their own political futures.
“Mr. Parscale made the remarks at a California Republican convention in Indian Wells, in a speech that touched on the party and the presidency. ‘The Trumps will be a dynasty that lasts for decades,’ Mr. Parscale said. Asked to explain what that meant, he told reporters in California that he views the Trump family as people with ‘amazing capabilities.’
“‘I think you see that from Don Jr. I think you see that from Ivanka. You see it from Jared. You see it from all,’ he said, referring to the president’s eldest son, eldest daughter and son-in-law.”
Who knew one could run for elected office from inside da joint?
But I digress.
Since the start of the 4th Reich, Comrade Trump has been declaring that the First Shady, Ivanka, will be the first woman prsznint, and allegedly Jar-Jarvanka have debated which of the two of them would run for the prznintcy first.
Speculation is that Junior Mints also has his eyes on the prize, and that is why he does the warm-up act for the Big
Tuna, er, Kahuna before the Burn-The-Reichstag, er, KKK marches, er, rallies in Possum Hollar. We note that he has a book coming out soon, and it allegedly contains words.
Li’l Buddy is content with his fidget spinner and outside interests.
Tiffany is looking for a new upholsterer.