Happy Birthday Peggy Noonan

Posted on September 7, 2019 by tengrain

Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner Peggington Noonington (of the Brooklynshire Nooningtons) is 690 years old in Mai Tais, which [checks notes] is 69 in human years.

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5 Responses to Happy Birthday Peggy Noonan

  1. Alison Redford says:
    September 7, 2019 at 10:32 am

    Well, bless her heart… happy birthday to her.

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  2. moeman says:
    September 7, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    That is one fuckin’ old liver.

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonald says:
    September 7, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    10 mai tais per year? That seems low….

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  4. J.G. Eytel says:
    September 8, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Happy Birthday Peggy ,
    PeggyNoonen over many de aces has had sparks of erudition I her WSJ articles. There are times when to me she appears lost in her spool of thread. On the whole Peggy is insightful & when she prepares properly her intuition is spot on.

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  5. revzafod says:
    September 8, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    Please don’t use her name and 69 in the same sentence.

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