Happy Hour News Briefs

Rick Wiles ordered Hurricane Dorian away from Florida and it obeyed. pic.twitter.com/yqZd07usrJ

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 4, 2019

Gee, Rick, I guess you and Weather Warrior/Prophet Kat Kerr need to duke this one out.

And while he’s at it, Rick might need to have a word with Prznint Stupid and his Magic Crayon:

The President of the United States altered a National Hurricane Center map with a sharpie to falsely extend the official forecast toward Alabama so he didn’t have to admit he was wrong in a tweet. https://t.co/i0CJcYV4yq pic.twitter.com/pR57IL6WfT

— Dennis Mersereau (@wxdam) September 4, 2019

Maybe Prznint Stupid nuked it, afterall? The WaPo:

Altering official government weather forecasts isn’t just a cause for concern—it’s illegal. Per 18 U.S. Code 2074, which addresses false weather reports, “Whoever knowingly issues or publishes any counterfeit weather forecast or warning of weather conditions falsely representing such forecast or warning to have been issued or published by the Weather Bureau, United States Signal Service, or other branch of the Government service, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 90 days, or both.”

…and if Prznint Stupid thinks that will convince anyone, he’s gonna update those crowd pictures from his inauguration and rallies. Biggest Ever In The History of Forever! YUGE!