UPDATED: More Cosplay From The Pences

Mike and Mother Pence Cosplay the Cowboy and the Lady Bug — HAWT!

Walking termite buffett Mike Pence spent the weekend acting on Prznint Stupid’s behalf in Poland (while the prznint played golf), and then acted like the Prznint in Ireland: yes, he stayed at one of Comrade Stupid’s golf courses because: no one knows.

The hall monitors at Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Chalie!) morning email thingie has the hot dish:

“FROM COSTA’S MORNING POOL REPORT: “VPOTUS and family spent Monday night at Trump International Golf Links & Hotel in Doonbeg, Ireland. The traveling press and several VPOTUS staffers stayed at the Radisson Blu hotel in Limerick. It was a 20-minute drive to the airport this morning for the press corps; about an hour for VPOTUS’s motorcade.”

“MARC SHORT spoke to the pool, via Costa: “Q9: Did President Trump ask Vice President Pence to stay at the property?

SHORT: ‘I don’t think it was a request, like a command, Bob. I think that it was a suggestion.’

“Q10: What does that mean?

SHORT: ‘It’s like when we went through the trip, it’s like, well, he’s going to Doonbeg because that’s where the Pence family is from. It’s like, “Well, you should stay at my place.”’

“Q11: So the president did offer it? We should say that?

SHORT: ‘In that sort of a way, Catherine. It wasn’t like a, ‘You must.’ It wasn’t like, ‘You have to.’ It’s a facility that could accommodate the team. Keep in mind, the Secret Service has protected that facility for him, too, so they sort of know the realities, they know the logistics around that facility.’

“Q12: Is there any cost estimate?

SHORT: ‘I’m sure there is, Catherine. I don’t have that right now. We’ll have that later.’”

Let’s emphasize this: Comrade Trump’s Doonberg joint where Pence and Mother spent the night is an hour motorcade away from the airport, not 20 minutes like where the press stayed. I’m not sure from the report that it was NOT Pznint McGrifter demanding payment or if it was the ass-kissing idea of the Walking Termite Buffett to do this (remember him fleeing from the NFL Game with Mother Pence in tow when the players took a knee?), but either way you and I are picking up the tab.

UPDATE 1: Mike Pence loves Comrade Stupid’s Doonbeg on Yelp:

Oh, and speaking of the Prznint, Poland, and Dorian:

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4 Responses to UPDATED: More Cosplay From The Pences

  1. Redhand says:

    He wants to congratulate Poland on being invaded by the Nazis on 9/1/39?
    Pure sociopathy.


    • Nah. he doesn’t have the slightest idea what the commemoration is about. He heard “National Holiday” and went into huckster mode.

      And ” ‘I’m sure there is, Catherine. I don’t have that right now. We’ll have that later.’” White House Comms Office code for “Fuck you! You get nothing!”

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    • R White says:

      It’s safe to assume he has no idea what’s going on in the world, nor does he care. After being meekly ostracized for not paying attention to Hurricane Dorian by the worthless beltway media and opting for cheating at golf over the weekend instead, he issued a warning for Alabama even though the storm will not come close to hitting that state. Bahamas = Alabama?

      Hopefully the corporate dims won’t go about f*cking up the primaries again, thus handing the election to the vulgar fraud for another four years…

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  2. roket says:

    I suspect he’s congratulating Poland for having the honor of hosting the great and powerful walking termite buffet and mother.


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