Hey guys, Hair Füror is denying a WaPo story that says he has told his assorted minions and orcs that he would pardon them if they’re convicted of breaking any laws to complete several hundred miles of his Tortilla Curtain—you know, the one that Mexico was gonna pay for—before the exciting conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo.
Per the WaPo, The Chosen One has:
- “directed aides to fast-track billions of dollars’ worth of construction contracts, aggressively seize private land and disregard environmental rules.”
- “told worried subordinates that he will pardon them of any potential wrongdoing should they have to break laws to get the barriers built quickly.”
- “waved off worries about contracting procedures and the use of eminent domain, saying ‘take the land,’” according to officials who sat in on the meetings.
Now, you may ask yourself, “is it a big deal for the Prznint to order illegal activities?” Why yes! Yes it is!
And you may ask yourself, “is a president’s power to pardon absolute?” Why yes! Yes it is!
And that is why Abuse of Power is recognized as an impeachable offense.
And here’s the wink-wink denial of the WaPo story (Twitter as always):
The Amazon Washington Post and @CNN just did a Fake Interview on Pardons for Aids on the Wall, and that I didn’t think the Wall on the Southern Border was that important to stop Illegals wanting to come into our Country. WRONG, vitally important. Will make a BIG impact. So bad!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 29, 2019
If Prznint Stupid offers pardons to encourage his worried subordinates to break federal laws to fulfill his failed campaign promises, will he encourage others —including foreign adversaries—to break campaign laws to help him win re-election?
Why yes! Yes he would!
Come’on Democrats: he’s conspiring in the open to commit crimes. What more do you need? #ITMFA!