News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 29, 2019 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs

You guys in the path of Dorian (Category 4 as I write this) will be pleased to know that noted Weather Warrior and Prophet, Kat Kerr has taken authority over the Hurricane, so it won’t be long.

(So get the hell out of the way. Seriously.)

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. brucedesertrat says:
    August 29, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    obSouthPark: “RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!”

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  2. Bruce388 says:
    August 29, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    20 minutes of that shit?

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  3. Karla says:
    August 29, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Thanks for the good thoughts. From here in Orlando, my usual evac spots would be Tampa, or Jacksonville, or any number of cities. But this time, the whole damn state is in the cone.
    And it keeps slowing. It was going to be here Sunday morning. Then Sunday evening, then Monday. Last I saw it’ll be Tuesday now.
    I’ll check in after it’s all over. If I’m rationing phone power, I’ll need my MPS fix.

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  4. purplehead says:
    August 29, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Did jeebus paint her hair that way? Jeebus wants to know.

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  5. Paul Fredine says:
    August 30, 2019 at 7:01 am

    her ‘jesus is my super hero’ must have been in the wash so captain marvel was her only option.
    her ‘knowledge’ of weather is mind numbing. if she and her warriors are so powerful maybe they should gather on the shore near merde-a-lardo to turn it away. the turdblossom would be ever grateful and a medal of freedom just might be in your future.

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