News That Will Drive You To Drink: I can haz 25th Amendment now, please?

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This is not parody: Scoop — President Trump suggested nuking hurricanes

I’m gonna have to sit down and pour myself a stiff one and stare out the window for a while…

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink: I can haz 25th Amendment now, please?

  1. “What use are they if we can’t use them!” fell out of his piehole before he was president…when he was briefed by Pentagon officials in pne of his first briefings after becoming the official nominee.


  2. julesmomcat says:

    He is a total waste of oxygen.


  3. next Great Idea: stopping climate change by shooting ice cubes at the sun.

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  4. Pyed says:

    We have done it! We have found the dumbest, most unaware intellect in our or anybody else’s universe, and given him the keys to our deadliest weapons.

    H.L. Mencken would be proud.


  5. Kudos to the WH staffer who had to fix their mouth to say “But stopping hurricanes would be a good thing..” just to give Stable Genius a little credit. Somewhere out there, Tom Cotton is mortifying his flesh and probably someone else’s for not getting there first. (But they’ll always have…Greenland!)


  6. Dennis Cole says:

    “His goal — to keep a catastrophic hurricane from hitting the mainland — is not bad,” the official said. “His objective is not bad.” Except that it IS. Why do we have hurricanes? I like to think of them as Mother Nature’s “Scrubbing Bubbles,” if nothing else.

    It scares the livin’ shit outta me every time I hear he has an “itchy trigger finger.”


  7. ming says:

    Oh great. Radioactive hurricanes.


  8. Bruce388 says:

    I’m OK with this. Place a nuclear device in Merde-a-Lardo in the event of a hurricane coming up the Florida coast.


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