News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

(stolen from Twitter)

China announced earlier on Friday that it would levy retaliatory tariffs ranging from 5% to 10% on $75 billion of U.S. goods in two batches on Sept. 1 and Dec. 15. You know, while Fed Chairman Powell was trying to calm everyone down after the Orange Menace was revving everyone up.

And then The Chosen One, Comrade Stupid tweeted the insane Seizing the Means of Production we covered earlier, and as an added bonus declared:

…and after The King of Israel tweeted that:

Cause and Effect
(Axios)

  • The Dow Jones Industrial Average lost 2.37%.
  • The Nasdaq lost 3%
  • The S&P 500 lost 2.59%

And then, Tariffman said that he will tax $250 billion worth of goods and products from China at 30% instead of 25%, starting Oct. 1, and the remaining $300 billion worth of goods will be taxed at 15%, instead of 10%.

But Tariffman has an explanation for this madness:

COMEDY GOLD!!!

Are you tired of so much winning, yet?

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. He’s just dicking us all around because he can, now, isn’t he.

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  2. donnah says:

    Whatta guy! Tanks the economy, sinks the Stock Market and then cracks jokes about it! Har har, I’m roaring! Mocking a candidate for leaving the race, hoo boy, hilarious!

    Jeezuz, what a despicable piece of shit.

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  3. roket says:

    Somebody needs to zip it. His loose lips are starting to sink a few ships.

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    I had no idea Seth Moulton had such power.

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  5. Pyed says:

    Is he really trying to lose the election, or is he just trying to start the apocalypse?

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