Local Communist Seizes Means of Production

Posted on August 23, 2019 by

Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)


I thought I was done for the morning, but holy shitballs, our Stable Genius, King of Israel, the Chosen One, Comrad Trump continues to prove to us that the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked now:

Congrats, America, the Comrade Prznint has seized the means of production. Beet harvest report to come soon from 5-year agricultural reform.

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11 Responses to Local Communist Seizes Means of Production

  1. Dennis Cole says:
    August 23, 2019 at 9:58 am

    If the old geezer down the street started talking about buying Greenland, and ranting about how he’s the “Chosen One,” and the “King of Israel,” then the men in the white coats with the butterfly nets would be knocking on his door and carting him a way for a well-deserved Rohypnol sabbatical.

    Besides, as well – why not treat him as if he IS the King of Israel, and do precisely what they did to the last one: we’ll crucify him, stick him in a cave for three days, and then roll back the rock to see what happens.

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  2. Infidel753 says:
    August 23, 2019 at 10:06 am

    It’s got to be the onset of senile dementia. Either that, or he’s on something a lot stronger than fentanyl.

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  3. donnah says:
    August 23, 2019 at 10:29 am

    A US president cannot “hereby order” anything but a pizza. He has now slipped further into cuckoobird land than ever before. And yet the Republicans remain silent.

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:
    August 23, 2019 at 10:41 am

    A president can’t order American businesses to stop trading with any country unless we are at war. Are we at war? If so, can Chinese workers keep turning out shoes, handbags, voting machines, etc., for Ivanka, Inc.? Asking for the historians who will have to sort out this mess.

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  5. roket says:
    August 23, 2019 at 11:42 am

    5-year agricultural reform? When the family farms start declaring bankruptcy in the spring they’re going to need much longer than 5 years. It will take at least 5 years to set up the corporate farm subsidy hierarchy.

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  6. Bruce388 says:
    August 23, 2019 at 12:08 pm

    If Xi knows what’s good for him he’ll be sending a beautiful letter so they can fall in love.

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  8. Paul Fredine says:
    August 24, 2019 at 6:36 am

    “SO IT IS TWEETED, SO IT SHALL BE DONE!” though i guess “i’m gonna make ’em an offer they can’t refuse’ would also work. he sees himself as pharoah or don depending on his mood.

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