News That Will Drive You To Drink

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(H/t Scissorhead Purplehead)

Hair Füror has struck upon his new campaign theme to get the Hebrews to vote for him: Antisemitism! Let’s explore!

President Trump said Tuesday that Jewish people who vote for Democrats are either ignorant or disloyal as he railed against two congresswomen who have been critical of the U.S.-Israel alliance.

“I think Jewish people that vote for a Democrat — I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty,” Trump told reporters during an Oval Office meeting with the president of Romania.

So, you know, if you are Jewish and you vote for a Democrat, you’re either stupid or a traitor, which totally does not play into any of the classic antisemitic stereotypes of the Third Reich at all!

But you know, when the actual Nazis were marching in Charlottesville literally chanting “The Jews Will Not Replace Us,” there were very fine people on both sides; and during the 2016 Goat Rodeo who can forget:

Make the star blue and what have you got?

…and of course that time when he ran this ad:

…what with George Soros, Janet Yellen, and other prominent jewish people flashing in the background with money being minted and the warning of a global cabal that have robbed our working class, stripped our country of its wealth and put that money into the pockets of a handful of large corporations and political entities. You don’t have to be Simon Wiesenthal to spot the nazi in that at all!

Totally not antisemitic at all, but let’s hear some expert opinions:

Makes you wonder about his nasal bray projection that Reps. Omar and Tlaib are antisemitic, doesn’t it?

UPDATE 1: In case you think I was making it up, here’s the vid:

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. julesmomcat says:

    Suckface: “Divide and Conquer!”

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  2. robginchicago says:

    What’s really aggravating are the accusations from my Israeli friends that I must hate Israel and side with “The Squad” if I don’t like Trump and vote Blue. I actually like most of what I hear from these young progressive Democrats, but I don’t agree with them on this issue.
    Personally, I agree with Bill Maher that BDS is a bullshit purity test for those who slept through history class. Trump calling Jewish Democrats disloyal is gonna get some of us killed. He incites his cultists to violence.


  3. YellowDog says:

    Gai kakhen afenyam!


  4. Dim Donnie, BB, & Bill Maher, just can’t understand why the Palestinians aren’t as docile as Native Americans seem to have become.


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  6. roket says:

    It’s unclear who @POTUS is claiming Jews would be “disloyal” to? Really? Dude, Ben Shapiro murdered political correctness months ago. [HINT: The Orange Shitgibbon only talks about one thing and that’s himself.]


  7. You left this one out – gay kakken affen yam!

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  8. vasiliy says:

    As a lifelong person of the Hebrew persuasion, I beg to differ. Don Jr. is the schmuck (he lacks stature), and McConnell is the putz. Even though 18 makes for a less perfect design, I’d also dredge up Chris Christie and add him as the official schlemiel and my governor, Chris Sununu as schmendrik.

    And one thought for all of them:
    GEH IN D’RERD!!!

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