Fair Warning: Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver Spotted in DC

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie alerts us:

“Paul Ryan moving his family to Washington from Wisconsin”: “Paul Ryan is moving his family to the city he was always giddy to leave.

“The former speaker of the House and onetime GOP vice presidential nominee is leaving his longtime home of Janesville, Wis., and will rent a house in the Maryland suburbs of Washington. ‘Now in the private sector, Paul and his family are temporarily renting a house in Maryland, and he’ll be spending time there as well as their family home in Janesville,’ a Ryan aide told POLITICO.

“The move will place the Ryan family close to the sisters of Janna Ryan, the former speaker’s wife, who live in the D.C. area. Ryan is not selling his family home in Janesville, and his American Idea Foundation will be based in his hometown.”

Ah. So the man who famously quit being the Speaker of the House to spend more time with his his kids while they are still kids, is moving his family back to the Swamp.

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12 Responses to Fair Warning: Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver Spotted in DC

  1. fuck that fucking fucker.

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  2. roket says:

    There’s money to be made in them there swamps.


  3. julesmomcat says:

    His grandfather started, and his father continued, Ryan Construction, which made $$M off street , road, and highway paving contracts in Janesville and Rock county for more than half a century. But he’s not into that actual way of making a living; no, he’s joined the Grifter Corps. He’s given my hometown the reputation it neither needs, nor deserves. Too bad he’s not leaving J’ville for good I doubt he’d ever be missed.

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    • tengrain says:

      Jules –

      Thank you. I’ve ranted since near the beginning of this blog about Pay, er, Paul Ryan’s family fortune. Sure he collected SS survivor benefits, he was entitled to them, but he never needed to worry about anything. It was all bullshit.

      His family built nearly every highway in the midwest, and if anyone has ever landed at O’Hare, then one has experienced the Ryan Construction work up close and personal.

      They’ve made their fortune off the public dime and he has the damn nerve to talk about socialism? He’s so full of shit his eyes should be brown.



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  4. So the man who famously quit being the Speaker of the House to spend more time with his his kids while they are still kids, is moving his family back to the Swamp.

    Gotta acclimate them to the Swamp if they want to carry on the family grift bidness…gotta be where they make the right friends and all…


  5. H-Bob says:

    Soon he’ll be spending time with someone else’s family (or spouse)!


  6. Dennis Cole says:

    “Now in the private sector.” Yes, we get that, but WHERE, exactly? Lobbying, one would assume, or preparing to do so, but has he been swept up and acquired by any one company or industry? Or will he be more of the “consultant” type, with all players of the white, er, right persuasion welcomed warmly into the folds of his tents?

    One thing I think it’s safe to assume is that he’ll be keeping a mostly low profile, until such times arise when it would serve him better to crow about his accomplishments, if any.


    • Diane says:

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he jumps back into the political ring again after trump leaves. I wouldn’t be surprised if he runs for president some day.


  7. Bruce388 says:

    This move was probably inevitable. You can’t expect lobbyists to deliver those $500 bottles of wine to Wisconsin. It’s much more convenient to live next door.


  8. Astamari says:

    I hope he doesn’t end up in my nearby DC MD neighborhood. Sssss.


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