Pounds Head On Desk Looking For Sweet, Sweet Relief

I read the news today, oh boy.

Trump has asked aides about possibility of US acquiring Greenland: report

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15 Responses to Pounds Head On Desk Looking For Sweet, Sweet Relief

  1. I’ll wager a beelyun quatloos that he thinks that dumping all the ice in Greenland onto the land will fix global warming by cooling everything off.

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  2. Redhand says:

    He probably plans to ship all the brown asylum seekers from South of the Border there. That’ll show em!

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  3. purplehead says:

    I think the Wall Street Journal got punked by the Onion.

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  4. Scottie says:

    Hello TG. Redhand gave me an idea. Why doesn’t he have the US buy Mexico, after all he thinks it is a shit hole country so it’s price should be cheap, and then he can build his wall and have “them / us” pay for it. Plus he could deport all the undesirables with slightly darker skin to that part of the US without violating new civil rights that destroys the civil rights act and any other protections. Any heathens that don’t want to live under the new Christian dominion ( with set aside exemptions for white males to sin as much as they wish as long as it is not with a boy…or maybe ) with all the normal natural laws decided by the evangelicals can then be deported to the “brown” areas.
    Dogs I sometimes hate my imagination. Everyone be well, be safe, and be happy. Hugs

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  5. roket says:

    If he waits until after Christmas he might be able to get a two for one clearance sale and get Iceland included with this artful deal.

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  6. Lofgren says:

    Probably the only way that Puerto Rico gets to be a state is if Greenland’s White people get admitted at the same time.

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  7. MDavis says:

    He probably thinks he can trade it for a moose. Albert the Moose! Maybe trade for Moose AND Squirrel.

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  8. Ten Bears says:

    I don’t think this should be made light of, it’s been talked of a couple of times before, and the “control” of Greenland has long been aw NATO undercurrent. So, for one thing it would be easier to invade and occupy than Grenada, and it does look like within a generation or so prime real estate.


  9. Paul Fredine says:

    think of what a great golf course it would make.

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  10. Dennis Cole says:

    To Dumpy, it’s just all one big, Yuge Monopoly Game, and you know who he believes will be the final winner, the one holding the most property, and who controls the Bank. Mm -hmm.

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  11. julesmomcat says:

    On MSNBC last night, they said the idea was, as a joke, told to Suckface, and he took it seriously. The fumducker doesn’t know international anything, so he fell for it.

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  12. MDavis says:

    Finally, a way to join the NFL owners!

    You know Trump only wants to buy Greenland because he thinks that way he’ll own the Packers.— Trent Capelli (@TrentCapelli) August 15, 2019


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