The Adventures of Tariffman Continues!

Tariffman!

Prznint McDeals has postponed his latest round of tariffs from September 1 until December 15, and you might be surprised why:

“No, we’re doing this for Christmas season, just in case some of the tariffs would have an impact on U.S. customers, which, so far, they’ve had virtually none. The only impact has been that we’ve collected almost $60 billion from China — compliments of China. But just in case they might have an impact on people, what we’ve done is we’ve delayed it so that they won’t be relevant for the Christmas shopping season.”

Gee, if tariff wars are always good and winnable then… I think this shows us that he knows that he’s knee-capping all of us, and also knows that the Evangelicals will be holy pissed (see what I did there) if they cannot buy a Christmas gun for junior and a bauble for the mistress. “Don’t eff with Jeebus, Donny!” they did not say. This is totally a campaign move, in other words.

Wall Street is totally worried that Tariffman’s trade wars are going to be never-ending, and economists have raised the odds that the economy is about to crash… next year during the 2020 Goat Rodeo.

So Prznint McBuy-n-Sell did his patented dance move: Threaten new tariffs, and then run away when the markets tank, cha-cha-cha!

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10 Responses to The Adventures of Tariffman Continues!

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    China’s paying the tariffs, but somehow you consumers will see higher prices.

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  2. roket says:

    So does this mean we only have one more year to put up with the “Merry Christmas” bullshit or does this mean the after Christmas sales will also be going out of business sales?

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  3. Plummet says:

    Funny how the M-HSG speaks (usually incoherently) and the markets tank (down nearly 3% today)

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  4. R White says:

    Yes, by all means stop an idiotic set of tariffs so ‘muricans can go further in debt by buying things they don’t need in the spirit of jeebus/st. nick. So far wall st.’s not buying it and the market is still tanking as fat nixon and cocaine kudlow are probably shorting the market.

    Recession is definitely on its way next year as bond yields are now inverted and two-year bonds are outselling long-term ones. Yay and the dims will get the blame. Pelosi may have even more incentives to get impeachment going.

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  5. Redhand says:

    The only impact has been that we’ve collected almost $60 billion from China — compliments of China.

    WTF?! He just can’t help repeating this lie, can he?

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  6. Pyed says:

    If Trump’s tariffs caused China to hand over any extra money, they got it by putting their hands in American consumers pockets.

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  7. Bruce388 says:

    “…just in case some of the tariffs would have an impact on U.S. customers, which, so far, they’ve had virtually none.” OK, if the tariffs have had no effect, bring ’em on, Donnie!

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