Epstein-Barr Syndrome, Continued

Maybe one of Epstein’s guards?

There are some exciting new details on the Epstein-Barr syndrome conspiracy theory:


“The two staff members who were guarding the jail unit where Jeffrey Epstein apparently killed himself fell asleep and failed to check on him for about three hours, then falsified records to cover up their mistake, according to several law enforcement and prison officials with knowledge of the matter.

Be prepared for a shock, Gentle Readers: thanks to Prznint Slash-and-Burn, federal prisons do not have enough guards to guard da joint, so they use support staff (nurses, teachers, etc.) to serve as guards: One of those sleeping guards was not a correctional officer:

“One of the two guards on duty at the time of Jeffrey Epstein’s death was reportedly a substitute who didn’t typically work as a corrections officer. This comes as Congress, the Justice Department and FBI launch investigations.”

BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE MAIL ROOM CLERK!!! — The LATimes tells us that the guards been placed on leave and the jail’s warden has been removed as federal authorities investigate.

FBI agents have raided Epstein’s not-so-Fantasy Island:

“The search was directed by the Epstein task force led by the U.S. attorney’s office for the Southern District of New York, the officials said.

“An office spokesperson declined to comment.

“A law enforcement source said the search of Epstein’s home and private island in the U.S. Virgin islands was suggested years ago, but evidently went nowhere.”

Lastly, on to our Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief, who defends implying that the Clintons had Epstein capped (which is so totally normal for a prznint to do, amirite?):

“President Donald Trump on Tuesday defended his decision to share a tweet suggesting Bill and Hillary Clinton were involved in financier Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide, and stoked speculation about the former president’s relationship with the deceased convicted sex offender.

“The retweet — which is what it was, just a retweet — was from somebody that’s a very respected conservative pundit, so I think that was fine,” Trump told reporters, referring to a conspiratorial message by comedian and commentator Terrence K. Williams, which he re-posted Saturday.”

Here’s the thing to keep in mind: no matter what, this complete failure falls on AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr, as all the federal prisons fall under his purview. He couldda/shouldda kept tighter control on what was happening with his most high-profile prisoner.

I’m still perched on Occam’s Razor: incompetence does happen, but damn, this is a cascading shit-show.

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10 Responses to Epstein-Barr Syndrome, Continued

  1. roket says:

    A) Donnie Dorko retweeted a tweet by (who is?) Terrence K. Williams. An actor, comedian & commentator. Not a ” respected conservative pundit.”

    2) The FBI Agents searching Epstein’s Fantasy Island featuring baby girls are creating a blue pile and a red pile. The red pile will be destroyed and the blue pile will be further investigated.

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    • I deeply fear #2 is correct, and if so marks the end of the US as a ‘democracy’ no matter what the outcome of the 2020 elections. Unpunished brazen and wide open corruption by the rulers is a fatal disease for a democracy.

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  2. Mrs Desertrat saw a report on the teevee machine that one of them had just come off a double shift and had a 3 hour break before the next> double shift.

    This is what happens when people who want to burn down our government…run our government.

    The reason the GOP loves them some trump is that they’re getting to really get their arsonist fetish on.

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    • laura says:

      Mandatory overtime is ‘A thing’s and common when you’re understaffed and under regulations to staff. This is common in California at the state prisons where the facilities are old, crumbling and costly. Even the newest one, a prison hospital near Stockton is continuing to deal with legionnaires bacteria in the showers. All water used is bottled, the costs are insane, and the staff are run as ragged as can be. That’s your shrunken government, and where the for profit private prison industry can step in and skim off the cash without improved conditions.

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  3. YellowDog says:

    People will see in the Epstein suicide a reflection of their world view. The Q phenomenon is the most interesting, and the most disturbing. It is a world where everything is connected and has a deeper meaning, mistakes are never made, and there are no coincidences. I, too, take the Occam’s Razor approach. A high-flying pedophile is facing life in prison, becomes despondent, and attempts suicide, twice. He succeeds the second time. Numerous policies are violated or ignored by overworked staff, something that probably happens every day in that MCC. Plus, the staff doesn’t especially care who Jeffrey Epstein is or was. He is a prisoner and their concerns are that he doesn’t escape and that he doesn’t assault staff.

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    • MDavis says:

      What kind of set up is at this joint? Could other inmates have accessed him? Guards? With no assurance he won’t be just let out again, like the last time, to continue his activities there is a less-then-zero chance that someone took the situation in their own hands just to get another child molester off the streets. These guys have a notoriously short life span in prisons, I have heard, or have to be kept in isolation.


  4. Dennis Cole says:

    This just in: The Medical Examiner who performed the first autopsy on jeff Epstein finished her second examination, and when she finished, she went out to lunch. While she was gone, however, Epstein somehow managed to cremate himself. More on this story later, as additional facts arrive.


  5. Bruce388 says:

    Elect a cowpie, expect a shit-show.

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  6. oliviaxlarosa says:

    “Epstein’s” body has been collected by an “associate.” What the hell. He could have been held pending an independent examination, just for starters. This is the equivalent of losing JFK’s brain and shipping the steel from 911 posthaste to China.


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