Hey, I’m work-free, hire me!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)
You gotta be very careful to separate your drug place from your work place.
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Searching for the employment application to this place….
As a calligrapher, I’ve lettered lots of signs, over the years, but I never got high enough to screw up a sign this bad! I hope the printer got paid handsomely, and WHY didn’t the company notice the message?
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Regular employees wouldn’t say anything, and the big shots would be too busy with their executive duties like firing people, collecting seven-figure bonuses, and devising pointless reorganizations.
They’re in the Philippines. English corporate-speak is not their first language.
Took an extra glance, as the first thing I noticed was the decorative constantine wire: the muted but none-the-less arrow-heads curled inward ensuring whomever, whatever and however is in there needs to include heavy blankets in their exit strategy.
I assumed that whoever made the sign had a slight grudge against the company, and worded it that way on purpose, to see how long it would take someone in mid-level mgmt. to spot it, if ever. The plastic water bottles holding the bottom down is a nice touch, too.
Another way to interpret it is you work all day for free, and the company sends you home with a 12-pack and a gram of coke every night, with some cannabis thrown in on the weekend. I’d do it.
Who said “Work in the curse of the drinking class”? Sounds like Oscar Wilde.
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