Epstein Suicide: Do Not Trust But Verify?

Conspiracy theorists say that the films of the missions were made using sets similar to this training mockup.

It is a known fact that Comrade Stupid was King of the Birthers. In the 2016 Goat Rodeo, Stupid famously accused Sen. Ayatollah Ted Cruz’ father of being in on the JFK assassination, and he breathlessly told the world that Hillary Clinton was suffering from some (unnamed) illness that surely would keep her from performing her duties as president, should she win.

And so we are not surprised that Prznint Conspiracy Theory is in his element after his former friend Jeffrey Epstein-“a terrific guy” who likes women “on the younger side” committed suicide while awaiting trial on federal sex trafficking charges over his alleged abuse of underage girls.

It started—as all things in the 4th Reich do—on Twitter, when our Tabloid-in-Chief retweeted this:

…and this from comedian Terrence K. Williams:

Unsealed court documents included logs of Epstein’s pilots reveal that Clinton used Epstein’s planes to travel for the Clinton Foundation to make paid speeches. The same logs also show that Trump made at least one trip from Palm Beach to Newark in Epstein’s plane.

America under the 4th Reich is a dark and suspicious place. Because all the norms are inoperative, no one believes much of anything. Between the constant stream of lies and shouts of Fake News, Russian interference in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, nothing “official” is believable any more. Not even a suicide by a guy who tried it before.

Occam’s Razor tells us to believe the simplest explanation, and that would be that Epstein committed suicide. That said this story has now become political with all the usual suspects staking claims and asking questions: 1) How could this happen, and B) who will be held responsible?

I have no reason to trust Bill Barr to investigate anything, he’s proven himself to be unreliable, but until information comes out otherwise, I’m with Occam on this one.

No one is above suspicion, and everyone involved in the Epstein saga is beneath contempt.

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13 Responses to Epstein Suicide: Do Not Trust But Verify?

  1. I particularly enoyed Pooh-Barr’s impersonation of Captain Louis Renault.

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  2. Scottie says:

    Hello TG. There are a few discrepancies that I would like to see answered such as why he was not under suicide watch and why all the cameras malfunctioned in that area. He already either tried to commit suicide or was already attacked. Knowing how high profile he was I would think extra security on him would have been standard. I also wonder why when asking for house arrest he wanted the court to place armed guards around his house, which in his filing he claimed would be to keep him from leaving? There are enough questions on all sides and I am not yet saying it adds up to a murder plot, but something does smell. Hugs

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    William (Low) Barr has proven to be FatNixon’s most reliable and dishonest defender. FatNixon finally got his Fat Roy Cohn.

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  4. Infidel753 says:

    Some of the wingnut blogs are already claiming that the Clintons killed Epstein.

    I’ve seen no actual evidence from the scene suggesting this was anything other than a suicide, but as always, it will take a while for the facts to come out and be verified.

    The most suspicious thing is that he was taken off suicide watch so soon after trying to kill himself the first time. I’d speculate that might have been due to bribery by Epstein himself, since apparently he really wanted to kill himself.

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  5. donnah says:

    We know that nothing anymore is simply black and white. And with the Trump administration and his personal and financial history, everything just got murkier and more lines were blurred. And sometimes things are completely flipped, where back becomes white and white becomes black.

    So with Epstein, it seems there were ties to Trump, more than anything to the Clintons. But the Clintons will always be scapegoats for the Republicans. And of course Trump has continued to distance himself from everything Epstein, as he does when any of his cronies get caught.

    And we may never know the answers. Why indeed was Epstein left without supervision or surveillance? Who had access to him, and who was supposed to keep him safe? Will undisclosed information be buried or unresolved? It’s a mess.

    So even if he did kill himself, there are still a lot of issues that aren’t all black and white.

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  6. roket says:

    Clearly now is a good time for all of us Liberals to confiscate all of the guns in this country while the conservatives are fixated on the Clinton/Epstein, not Trump, fiasco. Yes?

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  7. Scottie says:

    Hello TG and all. It is a good time to remind everyone that tRump has been deep into the US mob since at least his casino days. He had a “high roller” deal with the mob and his main security person during this time was supplied by the mob. Also there is well know photos of a well known mob person on stage at Mar-a-Largo with tRump where he praised him. That man for years had official tRump official business cards. Then tRump moved to the Russian mob to get finances which dried up dried up in the US and other countries as he defaulted on every loan he got. Everything about tRump has been organized crime from how he got his money ( money laundering ) to his political debts to Putin. Hugs

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  8. Redhand says:

    The horror here is that the Orange Asshole is supposed to be President of the United States, a man who should have more access to investigation and information from his own government than anyone else in the world. But he acts like the wingnut archetype whom Driftglass calls “Crazy Uncle Liberty.” He “goes with his gut” and retweets the first, batshit-crazy conspiracy tweet he sees in his Twitter feed.

    He hasn’t the first fucking idea how to behave as the Leader of this Country. He disgraces the entire Nation every minute he is in the Office.

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  9. Scottie says:

    Hello Redhand. I find it even more nefarious. When he tweeted that Clinton had Epstein killed he was fueling both conspiracy theories and also projecting what he would do. He has consistently accused his opponents of doing what he does himself. That makes his first tweets really interesting and damning. The fact he was not being “presidential” was the least of the problems. Hugs

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  10. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Remember that Barr’s father gave Epstein his first big break by hiring him to teach without a degree at the Dalton School. This shitshow will never be cleared up.

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  11. Pyed says:

    And that is the trouble with Occam’s Razor. It is hard to keep your balance on a razor blade.

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