News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Onward Christian Mujahideen!

Let’s listen as Gawd’s own historian, Dave Barton (no doctorate, so no honorific), explains to us why fetus-fondling gawd-botherers have more civil rights than the rest of us:

That’s a novel interpretation of the First Amendment!

Barton does not accept that the First Amendment also protects Americans FROM religion: no one can compel you to take a faith, which is a safeguard against state religion.

Trust me on this: each flavor of Evangelical Xristianity would fight the other evangelicals to the death to make theirs the official religion of the country. I would be tempted to place a Quatloo wager that the Baptists would go to armed battle over the heathen Methodists in a heartbeat.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    …and they’d all want to gang up on the Catholics…

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  2. He’d gladly put us all to the sword. That’s been his explicit aim for decades. America is to be David Barton Christian Nation, and everyone else is an infidel to be converted at gunpoint.

    There’s an old Heinlein story “…If this goes on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_This_Goes_On—

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  3. roket says:

    By George, I think he’s got it. A perfectly allowable perverted version of the Southern Strategy. Aided and abetted by your local GOP HQ.

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Got tired of twisting the words of the Bible to meet his narrow little perspective and is now trying his hand at twisting the words of the Constitution.

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