Bad Ads, Cont.

There is totally gonna be a party in the parish tonight, Praise Jeebus for this gift we are about to receive!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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14 Responses to Bad Ads, Cont.

  1. julesmomcat says:

    Well, that’s one way to obtain all those enabling items, without getting your name on their mailing list.

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  2. Who would turn in perfectly servicable sex toys for worthless crap like that?

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  3. Redhand says:

    I’m trying to be objective about this. Isn’t this a bit too graphic to be effective? And note that the exchange is “Mail in” only. Plus, “ALL OTHER SEX TOYS MAY BE EXCHANGED FOR A PRAYER CLOTH” at the bottom?!

    This is waaaaay too weird for me.

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    • tengrain says:

      “Prayer Cloth?” Is that what the kids are calling splash towels these days?

      “I’M PRAYING, MOM! I’LL BE OUT LATER!!!”

      Rgds,

      TG

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Couldn’t anointing oil be used in various sick, twisted, sinful, fun, and delightful perversions?

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  5. E.A. Blair says:

    If you have a penis ring to send in, it’s probably too late for a purity ring.

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  6. MDavis says:

    This cannot be legit.

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    • MDavis says:

      Looks like maybe something the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence might put out.

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      • Dennis Cole says:

        It just randomly showed up in my FB Feed, courtesy of one of the many Atheistic groups I belong to. People with good graphic-producing abilities who have WAAAAYYY to much time on their hands, will inevitably produce rare nuggets such as this,

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      • MDavis says:

        Your FB feed is way more interesting than mine.
        Oh, wait – I don’t have a FB feed. No wonder!

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  7. Pyed says:

    But they won’t trade you for your ball-gag, because that pretty much fits in with most religion’s plans for their congregation, That and an easily opened wallet.

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  8. paul m fredine says:

    that must be one hella ‘prayer circle’.

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  9. revzafod says:

    I agree; a mug is a lot more valuable than a bible.

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  10. Ten Bears says:

    Portland. Of course.

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