There is totally gonna be a party in the parish tonight, Praise Jeebus for this gift we are about to receive!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)
Well, that’s one way to obtain all those enabling items, without getting your name on their mailing list.
Who would turn in perfectly servicable sex toys for worthless crap like that?
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I’m trying to be objective about this. Isn’t this a bit too graphic to be effective? And note that the exchange is “Mail in” only. Plus, “ALL OTHER SEX TOYS MAY BE EXCHANGED FOR A PRAYER CLOTH” at the bottom?!
This is waaaaay too weird for me.
“Prayer Cloth?” Is that what the kids are calling splash towels these days?
“I’M PRAYING, MOM! I’LL BE OUT LATER!!!”
Couldn’t anointing oil be used in various sick, twisted, sinful, fun, and delightful perversions?
If you have a penis ring to send in, it’s probably too late for a purity ring.
This cannot be legit.
Looks like maybe something the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence might put out.
It just randomly showed up in my FB Feed, courtesy of one of the many Atheistic groups I belong to. People with good graphic-producing abilities who have WAAAAYYY to much time on their hands, will inevitably produce rare nuggets such as this,
Your FB feed is way more interesting than mine.
Oh, wait – I don’t have a FB feed. No wonder!
But they won’t trade you for your ball-gag, because that pretty much fits in with most religion’s plans for their congregation, That and an easily opened wallet.
that must be one hella ‘prayer circle’.
I agree; a mug is a lot more valuable than a bible.
Portland. Of course.
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