News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Fox News’ favorite Baptist Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas, wants us to know that Prznint Racist is not a racist:

“He does not judge people by the color of their skin,” said the Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas and a frequent guest at the White House.

“He judges people on whether they support him,” Jeffress said. “If you embrace him, he’ll embrace you. If you attack him, he’ll attack you. That’s the definition of colorblind.”

Seems legit.

The thing is that the mango-hued shitgibbon dislikes the same people Rev. Jeffres does. It makes it way easier for him to defend our Stable Imperial Wizard.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. YellowDog says:

    Grifters defending grifters. Big surprise.

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  2. Astamari says:

    Yeah, it’s pretty clear to the rest of us that his constant attacks on POC is not an issue of who likes him. He is the race aggressor and has been for decades.

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  3. Redhand says:

    There are few people doing the megachurch Christofascist racket in the USA more debased than this POS. He turns my stomach.

    In another age, he surely would be a fervent advocate for slavery as part of “God’s Plan.”

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    • tengrain says:

      He’s amongst the worst of the fetus-fondling, gawd-botherers.

      It’s all a grift, and those mega-church attendees are rubes.

      There’s a Rick Wiles vid I nearly posted where he’s decided to carry you gawd’s will to save us heathens from eternal damnation before baby Jeebus returns to kill us all, that he needs to up the ante from $10M Ameros to $100M Ameros.

      It’s breath-taking.

      Rgds,

      TG

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  4. roket says:

    He judges people on whether they support him kiss his ass. TFIFY Rev. Bob, the worshipper of idols and bearer of false witness.

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  5. Pyed says:

    “He judges people on whether they support him,” Jeffress said. “If you embrace him, he’ll embrace you. If you attack him, he’ll attack you. That’s the definition of colorblind.” That’s hardly an accurate portrayal of Hair Furor’s interpersonal style, but even if it were, it is also proof that neither the Orange Shitgibbon nor Reverend Bob are anything close to actual user’s-manual-reading-and-following Christians.

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  6. A. says:

    “If you embrace him, he’ll embrace you. If you attack him, he’ll attack you. That’s the definition of colorblind.”

    No. It’s not. It’s the definition of a child abuser.

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