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Fox News’ favorite Baptist Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas, wants us to know that Prznint Racist is not a racist:
“He does not judge people by the color of their skin,” said the Rev. Robert Jeffress, pastor of the Southern Baptist megachurch First Baptist Dallas and a frequent guest at the White House.
“He judges people on whether they support him,” Jeffress said. “If you embrace him, he’ll embrace you. If you attack him, he’ll attack you. That’s the definition of colorblind.”
The thing is that the mango-hued shitgibbon dislikes the same people Rev. Jeffres does. It makes it way easier for him to defend our Stable Imperial Wizard.