News That Will Drive You Drink

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Guys, our old pal Coach Dave has sumpin’ to confess: he’s going to the Hair Füror’s rally tonight!

Guess what (CHICKEN BUTT!) Coach Dave: you ARE screwed. Glad you recognize that.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You Drink

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    So we should all just jump on the Trump Train and go along for the ride ’cause we’re all screwed anyway? Hey, makes perfect sense to me. Count me in. Where do I go to get my hat and straw?

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  2. Funny, I though he was staking out Hitlery’s house and was gonna make a righteous Citizens Arrest for her Crimes. Surely she’s been to Chappaqua in the last month or so, if only to pick up fresh supplies of pantsuits “baby parts”…guess she slipped right past him….

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  3. MDavis says:

    Dude wears a hat with a red “t” on it. If he wears that to his rally people will think it is new swag that the trumps have for sale.
    But how can he even say “if donald trump is a fraud” with a straight face?

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