Jeffrey Epstein Wants His Junk Frozen

[Let me say emphatically at the top that there is nothing funny about child molestation and sex trafficking.]

Mr. Freeze

The NYTimes:

One adherent of transhumanism said that he and Mr. Epstein discussed the financier’s interest in cryonics, an unproven science in which people’s bodies are frozen to be brought back to life in the future. Mr. Epstein told this person that he wanted his head and penis to be frozen.

I say we freeze his brain/junk (in Epstein’s case is there a difference?) now, while he is alive and it is still attached.

Also, transhumanism?

According to NYTimes, Epstein hoped to spread his seed across the human race, in an effort to make real his “longstanding fascination with what has become known as transhumanism,” which is the science of “improving the human population through technologies like genetic engineering and artificial intelligence.”

Here’s an idea NYTimes, call it by its name: eugenics.

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10 Responses to Jeffrey Epstein Wants His Junk Frozen

  1. Pyed says:

    Only way to improve Epstein’s DNA is to genetically improve it back into monkey DNA.

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  2. DarkStar says:

    I agree . . . let’s put that dick on ice!
    Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

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  3. MJG says:

    Freeze him, find him, cut the power

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  4. Infidel753 says:

    Transhumanism isn’t eugenics. The main transhumanist idea in this area involves increasing human intelligence by integrating computer technology into human brains. It also includes concepts like developing a cure for the aging process so that aging and involuntary death will cease to exist and people can live as long as they choose. The books I’ve read on these subjects explicitly talk about making these technologies available to the entire global population.

    Of course the MSM generally has only the most confused concept of transhumanism (as they do with most science/technology matters), and I wouldn’t expect the NY Times to be an exception. I wouldn’t expect Epstein to understand it either. Cryonics (freezing people for revival in the future) is an idea on the fringes of transhumanism, but most of us don’t take much interest in it because, for technical reasons, it’s very unlikely to work.

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  5. I flashed on Jeffrey Epstein’s head in a jar (a la Futurama) with his dick floating around in it with him, poking him in the face inconveniently…

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  6. roket says:

    Wouldn’t it be a hoot if the Transhumanism Body Parts Bank switched Epstein and Trump’s penises?

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  7. Stony Pillow says:

    Three cheers for freezer burn.

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  8. Buttermilk Sky says:

    “Epstein will not replace us!”

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  9. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Oh, man, this guy really makes me question my 100% opposition to capital punishment.

    Christ, evil people really test our own goodness!

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