OK, this got my attention yesterday, too/also, but I didn’t have time for it:
We have sold more than 140,000 straws. That is over $200,000 raised.
More than half of all Straw purchasers were BRAND NEW small dollar donors.
— Brad Parscale (@parscale) July 22, 2019
Way to own the libs! Spend $1.5 Ameros on a single straw to own the libs, yo Possum Hollar!
And $200K Ameros is good money. Prznint Horndog easily could pay off another pornstar with that (ALLEGEDLY!), and have money left over to buy a new golf portrait for one of his tacky clubs/resorts, and still cover the cost of his Staten Island spray-on tan.