(MarketWatch – click image to read their coverage)
OK, this got my attention yesterday, too/also, but I didn’t have time for it:
We have sold more than 140,000 straws. That is over $200,000 raised.
More than half of all Straw purchasers were BRAND NEW small dollar donors.
Amazing!
— Brad Parscale (@parscale) July 22, 2019
Way to own the libs! Spend $1.5 Ameros on a single straw to own the libs, yo Possum Hollar!
And $200K Ameros is good money. Prznint Horndog easily could pay off another pornstar with that (ALLEGEDLY!), and have money left over to buy a new golf portrait for one of his tacky clubs/resorts, and still cover the cost of his Staten Island spray-on tan.
You know, back in the day when America Was Great (according to the orange shitgibbon) all we had were those libtard paper straws, and I honestly don’t remember people whinging about them as much as they do now.
As Driftglass sez: “The Liberal superpower and curse is memory”
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Urge to exploit wingnuts growing… growing…
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Prznint Grifter is gonna grift them dry. Nothing to suck from those straws.
Rgds,
TG
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Also that’s $210 K Ameros, not M
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Whoops! Muscle memory strikes again!
Fixed it, and thank you
TG
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Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay; so the GOP/alt-right are going to literally suck Trump’s…
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The straws are nine inches long. End to end that would be three or four Trump’s…
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And half a Melanoma.
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HOO-HOOOO!!!
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They will make great fashion accessories on MAGA hats. However, it says they’re recyclable so doesn’t that kind of defeat the whole purpose?
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As if they recycle.
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Top notch, Yellow Dog. Absolutely top notch!
Rgds,
TG
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A former FB friend was whining about having to ASK for a straw in restaurants when he wasn’t whining about AOC. His father flew bombers over Germany in WWII and having to ask for a straw was too much to endure.
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Paper straw! Phooey. I have found that I actually have the physical ability to drink straight from the glass. I don’t get a straw for my beer, why the hell should I need one for my water? These are the same schmucks that go out and buy the biggest most expensive gas guzzling road hog just so they can pwn the libs on global warming. They’re all just pigs and proud to be so.
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Next: MAGA ecotourism! Grab your Trump Straws and personally shove them up a manatee’s nose! Hands-on wildlife mutilation! Do your part to make everything extinct!
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what better thing for suck-ups to buy. maybe they should consider their own version of lip balm since ass-kissing can produce painful chapping.
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Is it long enough to drink to the bottom of one of Sarah Palin’s three-quart sugary sodas? Doesn’t look like it. Is it bendy so trump can guzzle lying down during “executive time”? I don’t think so. Are they made in China? Probably.
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Oh, dear gawd. What toxic chemicals are leeching into their brains each time they swallow?
We should get AOC, Sen. Warren, H. Clinton and a Jimmy Carter to come out against them proposing a national ban. That’ll stop them.
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