Can’t talk, my mouth is full.
(Hat tip: Secret Scissorhead on the Twitters, @NamelessCynic)
Comes out whole in the 9th circle of hell.
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Hey it’s only the 9th circle if you’ve had enough hot sauce…
Eat the Devil’s broccoli and you’ll choke on the stalk.
Is this about the swan again?
Eat the Devil’s Asparagus and you will pee green forever.
Seems some christians get an oral fixation when the speak of the Devil.
Just like they do with the ‘mos.
Wonder what goes on in their heads….
Choke on the cob enough, and you’ll get a few nice shots of melted butter.
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Smoke the Devil’s Lettuce and you get…………….you get……………shit, man – I forgot what you get. Fuck it, pass that bong back here, wouldja?
Lindsey Graham’s church.
Next Sunday’s church sign: Toss the Devil’s salad & you’ll eat shit and die.
Hello TG. Every think these churches really need to run their signs by a teenager or two before they put them up? Hugs
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